Savings Are Easy

I've seen banners for these survey doohickeys or whatever they are, but I got a pop-up today for it:



Smokers 21 and Older: Be Eligible to Receive $20 or More in Cigarette Savings. Hey, smokers, if you're looking for savings, I can help you save more than twenty bucks.

Quit smoking.

I mean, if you're trying to be frugal and all, worrying about a measly twenty bucks when you're blowing money like smoke on smokes.

Geez, I wish I could be so lucky as to have something extraneous in my life I could cut out to sock a little away.