Grab That....Heart, Yeah, Heart

Angelfire, the free Web hosting bunch, is throwing up this ad as part of its handful (two or more) that display when you load a page hosted there:



Capture Her Heart and get a....

Well, friends, what do you think it is?

• A slap for improper use of hands?
  
  
• A restraining order for the same?
  
  
• Immortality, power, or whatever that guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was after?
  
  
• Lesson in proper use of capital letters from an expert, such as the one who wrote this tag line?

Feel free to invent your own!