When You're Too Lazy For Drudge

So, you want to be a hep cat and get your news off of the "Internet", but you're too stupid to remember the URLs for The Drudge Report, Fark, Fox News, or CNN? Perhaps you're too lazy to type the URL into your Web browser. Fortunately, there's a solution for you!



Daily delivery to your inbox. That is, once a day.

That way, you can also sacrifice the real-time advantage the World Wide Web offers, too.

We won't give your address to spammers! Undoubtedly true, but you'll probably receive an e-mail filled with sponsors and mere links to stories that take you to pages laden with flashing advertisements....and that's the best for which you can hope.

Sign me down.