Won, Received for Participation in Our Program, You Say Tomato, I Say Potato

Here you go, you're a winner!



You win if you do the dastardly things we want you to! No purchase necessary since you're not using legal tender, you're bartering your immortal soul! Muhahaha!

Also, you idjits have used the wrong article in your titlebar.

Thank you! I am here all week.