Grab That....Heart, Yeah, Heart

Angelfire, the free Web hosting bunch, is throwing up this ad as part of its handful (two or more) that display when you load a page hosted there:



Capture Her Heart and get a....

Well, friends, what do you think it is?

• A slap for improper use of hands?
  
  
• A restraining order for the same?
  
  
• Immortality, power, or whatever that guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was after?
  
  
• Lesson in proper use of capital letters from an expert, such as the one who wrote this tag line?

Feel free to invent your own!

Also, Get a Free Apostrophe

Not only do you get an unfree (at least, that's what I assume the footnote says) PlayStation 2 with this ad, you get a free extra apostrophe!



You can use that apostrophe anywhere you would like, including places where it doesn't naturally go!

Four Out Of Five Dentists Hate Pop-Up Ads

Hey, Colgate, you're not building any good brand karma when you throw full motion-and-sound commercial pop-under ads like this one: You better just learn your lesson, or I am going to tell the world that Colgate contains sodium lauryl sulfate, a substance that poses a significant cancer risk.

Tickle Me This

Dear Tickle:

I really would like to help you by debugging this annoying pop-under ad you sent me:



My company charges $65 an hour for debugging services. Please let us know if we can be of service, and if not service, at least as much annoyance as you are.